Me : My vacations are now planned next week due to [perfectly valid reason]

Boss : But you said you were there next week !

Me : Yeah but flashnewsthings happen so there’s that my vacations are next week

Boss : You promised !

Me : I am not responsible for what can happen in my life (or for the weather and other shit)

Boss : Okay fine but I need you to make [task even a 2 years old can do and a 50 years old can’t do even after being paid between 2 700 and 3 100 € per month]

Me : Uh ?

Boss : Nothing, I am just deceived

That you can also translate by : “I have your balls in my hand son you know you will never find a part time job again soon”

Me : … *go fuck yourseeeeelf* monday, but only monday